How to write a garden

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You love gardens. You have always loved gardens. You have appreciated the gardens of others since you were a child. You daydream about gardens at

How to handle rejection

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Cursing, Crockery and Cream Buns How to Handle Rejection   SUPER SAGE Rejection slips, or form letters, however tactfully phrased, are lacerations of the soul,

Jail Time, Poo, and Writing

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Just let me say, I have never even scraped my knuckles with the law before. However, lately going to jail doesn’t sound like such a

Embrace the journey

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Good writing is when a turning mixture of ideas are laid to a page word by word. It’s as if you’re a mason builder, using

Good Writing Is…

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The concept of good writing is determined by an individual’s standards. There is no universal key elements or literary devices that makes writing good. For

Writing is Liquid

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Writing is whatever writing is to you. It’s impossible to pinpoint what writing is because writing is everything. To some people writing is biochemical laboratory

We’re just getting started!

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Although we’ve been editing books for years, Book Butchers is a new book editing service focused on meeting authors’ needs. We should be open for

Work with us!

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We are setting Book Butchers up as a premium book editing service and we want to become the #1 site for brain-defying brilliance and genius

 

Unleashing the Editing Beasts: A Hilariously Dark Guide to Taming Words Ah, the enchanting world of book editing! A realm where grammar battles rage, punctuation duels unfold, and words are tamed like wild beasts. Brace yourself as we embark on a wickedly funny journey through the untamed wilderness of editing, where sarcasm, dark humor, and witty banter reign supreme. PS – this is a very silly post, you probably shouldn’t

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We’re in a weird dystopia, where new AI writing tools and software will soon make it easy to proofread, edit typos and fix grammar. This part is great, because authors can save a lot of money and editors can focus on the real, big picture issues. Personally, we’re not threatened by AI, because very few editors are capable of providing the high-level, critical feedback that we can, and authors will

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I’ve seen this issue come up enough times for me to comment on it: authors who get samples from several editors and weigh the pros and cons of each, which usually center around quality and price, but also personality and professionalism. Most authors would prefer to work with an author who responds quickly and effuses praise and seems to really like their book. They want support and enthusiasm for the

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The five-act story structure isn’t just another dusty relic from Shakespearean theater; it’s the enduring backbone behind some of literature’s most powerful narratives. Sure, contemporary writers often worship at the altar of the classic three-act structure, but the five-act format offers a richer, deeper dive into storytelling’s subtle complexities, especially if you’re aiming for drama, tragedy, or sweeping, literary grandeur. Here’s how to master it: Act I: Exposition—Setting the Stage

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Great storytelling isn’t accidental. It starts with clarity and intention—particularly when crafting your novel’s theme and premise. These two elements are often confused or muddled together, but understanding and mastering them can dramatically elevate your storytelling. Theme vs. Premise: What’s the Difference? Theme is the deeper meaning or central idea behind your story. It’s abstract and often universal—ideas like love, revenge, redemption, courage, or sacrifice. Theme answers the question: What

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I edit and proofread books all the time, and honestly—these mistakes pop up everywhere. They’re small, subtle, and irritatingly persistent. But once you see them clearly explained, they’re easy to fix (or avoid in the first place). Here’s a comprehensive, no-nonsense guide for the most common slip-ups authors make, along with straightforward rules to help you nail them down once and for all. 1. Engrained vs. Ingrained 2. Benefitting vs.

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I’d like to believe you’re an absolute genius who can spin pure gold from your fingertips on the first try. And hey, maybe you are. Maybe your initial, unedited pages sparkle with brilliance that makes the rest of us grumble in envy. But, news flash: for the other 99.999% of writers, first drafts are basically creative mud pies—messy, half-baked, and in need of serious polishing. Look, I used to be

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How to Translate Your Book (and Maybe Audiobook) Without Spending a Fortune—or Going Insane Why AI Translation Is Suddenly a Smart Bet Translation used to be a sucker’s move for most indie authors. You’d drop thousands of dollars to have your 100,000-word novel painstakingly converted to French or German… only to sell five copies and feel that pang of regret. But in the last year or so, AI tools have

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What does it mean to write a literary fiction novel? It’s tricky, because it’s not really its own genre, but people associate it with “good” or “real” writing. But here’s the problem: they don’t sell that well, which means agents and publishers aren’t really looking for them. The difference between commercial and literary fiction (some might assume) is the quality of writing. So if you’re a great writer, you might

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The work involved in writing a book is labor, but even the most talented writers benefit from that second pair of eyes. Through professional book editing and proofreading, one transforms the manuscript into something clean and publishable. Whether you are an aspiring author or an established author, these services are what could change everything for you in your writing career.  Reasons Why You Need Professional Book Editing   Editing is more

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If you’ve ever found yourself staring at a blank page, wondering if your idea is too familiar or if it’s been done to death, take a seat. I’m about to lay down some hard truths about storytelling, and I’m using kids’ songs as my weapon of choice. Yes, nursery rhymes. Because if there’s one thing that proves the power of structure and still being able to make it your own,

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Because your TBR pile isn’t massive enough already… Let’s face it: the internet is awash with book bloggers, reading gurus, and self-proclaimed literary connoisseurs. Sometimes it feels like you can’t Google “How to read War and Peace without losing my will to live” without stumbling across fifty blogs promising the cure. But which sites are actually worth your time—i.e., which can lead you to that next gem or supply the

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So you’re craving a monster list of 100 books, possibly because you’re stuck in a reading rut, or maybe you just need to prove to that one insufferable dinner guest that you have read beyond Harry Potter. Fear not, dear masochist of letters, because here’s a curated carnival of iconic reads: revered classics, mind-bending modern masterpieces, pulpy gems that are half-guilty pleasure, half-cultural phenomenon, and plenty of weird wonders in

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